lightningsexual
When you're physically and sexually attracted to using Ben Patersons $5 DigitalOcean droplet and having your email force collected by him.
Mike: Did you see Lightningbot.net was down again?
Susan: Must have been the $5 droplet shitting again, lightningsexuals are having a bad time.
Susan: Must have been the $5 droplet shitting again, lightningsexuals are having a bad time.