Lightsaber

Something which will make a fine addition to your collection.

A lightsaber is a the other word for dick that is used by people who reads bl. Drawing a dick is akward and complicated, so they mostly draw it with happy faces like this ":>" because why not.

A weapon from a more civilized time. It is essentially a beam of light focused through a crystal so pure that it gives the beam mass and It is able to cut through solid objects. If 2 lightsabers connect in a duel they will repel each other because all crystals are of the same composition even if they come from different regions of the universe. It is contained in the hilt created by the user or padawan as they are called and they are usually patterned after the padawan's master's hilt to show respect.

The greatest weapon in the universe, search your feelings, you know it to be true.

A penis with a glow-in-the-dark condom on it.

The high tech weapon of choice for both Jedi and Sith. It is focused through a crystal which in some writings is said to have given the lightsaber its color instead of the force of the person. It defelcts shit, it chops shit, and is quite possibly only second to the miracle blades that cut tomatoes really good.

The one thing keeping my nerdiness love of swords being better of guns alive.

The name for the like/dislike bar on a youtube video with only one colour showing due to an unrivalled amount of likes or dislikes.