assportunity
A chance to have sex (get some ass)
Guy #1 - "lets get out of here and hit up another bar"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"
Guy #2 - "We can't leave yet I think I have an assportunity with that chick"
window of assportunity
The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.
Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"
Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!
Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!