Like a cunt
To do something completely awesome and like a boss doesn't work in that situation
Guy 1: I jumped out of a plane, "Like a cunt"
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome
Guy 2: Don't you mean like a boss?
Guy 1: No. Because jumping out of a plane is awesome
Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts
An extremely bad hangover.
Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party
Eyes like sheeps cunts
When you haven't had much sleep and your eyes are looking tired.
I partied so hard last night bro but now I'm paying for it. Got eyes like sheeps cunts.
raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock
An archaic "hick" term for heavy rain or snow fall.
"Sheeeeeet! It sure is cumin' down out there! Raining like a double-cunted cow pissing on a flat rock!"