like a mile of bad road
Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.
“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”
Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers
Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers
looking like five miles of bad road
Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.
She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road