like a mom
Similar to like a boss but one level above. The ability to juggle multiple tasks while still keeping your cool.
Today I had to wipe asses, volunteer in the kindergarten classes, navigate the masses in Costco pulling one cart filled with kids and pushing another filled with groceries. Then i changed a shit diaper in van but I handled it like a mom.
hung like your mom
Having a penis so large, it makes your mom's penis look small.
Krim: "I had a gay fuck last night and, man, that guy was hung like your mom!"
smells like my mom
(a sense) when one person, place, or thing smells like ones mother.
Me: That air freshener smells like my mom.
Hot like your mom
when someone is ugly, or you do not find them attractive, or when you dont think something is good
"oh yeah, i think our english teacher is hot, HOT LIKE YOUR MOM!" or
"thats disgusting, its hot like your mom"
"thats disgusting, its hot like your mom"
like your mom on a friday night
Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off
A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"
Your girlfriend look like my mom
Some shit Tyler the creator said
"Your girlfriend look like my mom" -Tyler
your girlfriend look like my mom
A phrase famous rapper, comedian, and actor Tyler The Creator used in an episode of his tv show loiter squad when he got angry at someone
“I’ll whoop yo ass your girlfriend look like my mom” said Tyler