likeaphobia
A fear of when you are stalking someone's Facebook profile, and Accidently liking and commenting on that's person picture. This phobia is present in 85% of all straight males under the age of 25 on Facebook
*scrolling through Bikini Pics :) 2012*
*switch pictures*
*like photo? Yes*
You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*
Next Day
Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?
You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?
Likeaphobia ruined my life.
*switch pictures*
*like photo? Yes*
You: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
*unlike photo, delete friend and block communications*
Next Day
Girl: So, it says you liked one of my pictures on Facebook?
You: I haven't been on Facebook in months. It must have been my brother, I leave the tab open...Glitch in the matrix?
Likeaphobia ruined my life.