lildo
Obscenely horny lesbians or lesbians doing it in public.
Guy 1: Did you see Skyler and Kayla the other night?
Guy 2: Yeah, man. Scissoring on the pool table for our enjoyment and income. They were being gnarly lildos.
Guy 1: And it was the best night ever, bro.
Guy 2: I know, dude.
Guy 2: Yeah, man. Scissoring on the pool table for our enjoyment and income. They were being gnarly lildos.
Guy 1: And it was the best night ever, bro.
Guy 2: I know, dude.
Lildo
A small marital aide.
Me: Mike, I was at Dougie's sister's place, and I kid you not. This bitch had like 3 lildos on the nightstand. I was out.
Michael: Damn.
Michael: Damn.