ass sheets
Toilet paper.
I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.
Porn Ass Sheet Streak
A moist and often times brown streak left on the sheets following an extended porn session in bed.
After work today it was rather muggy. So after I completed my daily porn session with my laptop, I noticed a really rank porn ass sheet streak on my bed that smelled like old man. I am hoping it will come out in the wash.