Limbites
Supporters of Rush Limbaugh.
Air pollution?..Mindless Blowhards?..Bite in the Ass?..Are we talking about Limbites here?
Live Without Limbits
What double amputees say about their lives to try to justify the shitty situation that they are in. The irony here is that they clearly have great limits because they have no fucking limbs. Many of these unfortunate humans end up with disorders such as Tourette’s because they cannot clean out their spank banks. This causes them great stress and they must let it out through mindless obscenities to stay sane.
Tyrant: Dude I unloaded the spank bank 20 times in the last week. Hope I didn’t overdraft.
Big Easy: My dawg, you’re just living life without limits. Don’t even trip.
Tyrant: You’re right man. The double amputee down the street has to live without limbits though. I feel bad for the guy, he must go nuts not being able to unload the spank bank. At least he has plenty saved up for retirement.
Big Easy: My dawg, you’re just living life without limits. Don’t even trip.
Tyrant: You’re right man. The double amputee down the street has to live without limbits though. I feel bad for the guy, he must go nuts not being able to unload the spank bank. At least he has plenty saved up for retirement.