Ass Smoke
When one's internal gasses are released and it smells extravagantly horrible for long periods of time. Often occurs after consuming Mexican foods. Ex: Tacos and Beans.
After eating eggs, tacos, rice, beans, etc.
Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast
1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease
1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"
2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."
eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
coined by celebrity dan the meme man. the phrase of the infamous and genius "sled gang," as seen in a meme on youtube
you know, you only live once, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast.
Smoke ass
1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.
2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.
3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.
4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.
5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.
2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.
3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.
4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.
5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.
1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.
2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.
3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.
Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.
5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.
2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.
3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.
Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.
5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.
smoking ass
The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property
Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!
Last night i smoked so much ass!
Last night i smoked so much ass!
smoke ass
1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.
2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.
2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.
"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"
smoking ass
Going down on someone's ass. Analingus
Those were some yummy chocolate starfish, I love smoking ass