ass-snack
A crapulous festoonery of unimanginible proportions of snackiness with some ass, sweet succulent ass added for snacktacular perfection. Also, a target of homosexual attraction.
That guy is such an ass-snack....did you see his flagrant use of his forpoopstacka?
ass snack
A snack that was once- or currently is- inside someone's rectum.
That Jolly Rancher is an ass snacks; Kyle definitely just sat on it.
Ass Attack Snack
While having anal Intercourse with a woman a man pulls his penis out to discover it covered in shit. While the man goes to rinse off his penis the girl makes her way to the restroom to take a shit. While she is sitting on the toilet the man surprises her by putting his unwashed shit covered log in her mouth and forces her to suck it until he finally ends the evening by ejaculating into her mouth.
My wife finally let me give her the Ass Attack Snack last night.