limpdickitis
Erectile dysfunction
A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."
limpdickism
The chronic failure to perform an important job that requires knowledge and strength of leadership.
He has demonstrated that limpdickism is an apparently acceptable way to run the department.
limpdicking
The art of a man controlling ones inner body to maintain a limp dick and then proceeding to have intercourse with a female by inserting said limp dick and ball sack into the womens vagina.
Hey man I heard you were limpdicking maria yesterday?
Yah im fucking awesome.
Yah im fucking awesome.
limpdick
A male that cannot get an erection
"so were there all ready to go and he turns into a fukin limpdick"
limpdick
noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt
syn- butthurt
Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass
limpdick
when someone trys to have sex and can't get hard
Julia "coty lets have sex "
coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"
julia " aww coty you have limpdick
coty" poop youre right"
coty "okay juilia, shoot i cant get hard"
julia " aww coty you have limpdick
coty" poop youre right"
Limpdicked
1. Getting smacked in the face with a flacid penis when causing irritation or annoyance. May be done by an erect penis or dildo in extreme cases of aggravation.
"That trick is getting on my last nerve, she needs to be limpdicked."