Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.

To fill an ass with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the ass.

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.