3-stage shit

A shit that comes in three stages and is super-annoying because of the fact that you have to take a shit three times.

Tends to happen after not shitting for a while, eating a big meal, when you are sick, or when you've eaten some crappy food.

Stage 1: Normal shit: Comes out looking normal, but all at once.

Stage 2: Half-solid shit: Comes out all at once and is only half-solid.

Stage 3: All liquid: The shit just pours out of your ass in a shit-smoothie. Ass-washing is required.