limpert
A limp dick douche bag, a guy who always has dicksmell on his breath. A very annoying person, place, or thing.
That shane guy at work is a real limpert!
Dirty Limpert
The act of putting Vaseline on your car battery posts then sitting on them using your hairy asshole to clean the posts!
I walked into my friends garage and he was doing the Dirty Limpert. Not something I wanted to see but damn those post were clean!