ass spoon
A spoon you gift to somebody who deserves nothing more in life than to eat a healthy portion of your ass.
Somebody is so stupid or just plain below you, that you want them to eat shit. Ass Spoon
spoon ass
Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".
A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.
Eating that ass with a spoon
Said when one sees an ass they'd really love to eat; a compliment. Can be switched up depending on sentence structure.
Marshall: Damn she fine!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!
Alex: Yeah I'd love to be eating that ass with a spoon!