Lindaellerbee
(v. n.) Years ago, when I was only eight years of age I found myself watching Nick News with Linda Ellerbee. In this particular epiode, she went into a segment about safe sex. During this segment she went into great detail about intercourse. She mentioned what happens between a man and a woman during sex, and destroyed my innocence. Therefore, the definition of a lindaellerbee is to destroy a child's innocence.
Look out, Uncle Charlie is about to lindaellerbee little Suzie.