Lindigenous
An individual who is the offspring of a First Nation’s father and a Lebanese mother...or vice versa. Lindigenous people don’t pay taxes and are considered a visible minority. Lindigenous males easily distinguished by their love for children’s scooters and the inability to recognize the origins of the shawarma.
Did you see Buddy ripping down Main Street on that scooter eating a schwarma and hummus? He gotta be Lindigenous!