Ass-Suck
An awesome, or terribly bad, event, that would lead to an experience which would "Suck-Ass"
Dude, that play gave me an ass-suck!
ass sucking
To suck or lick an ass, drinking all the juices and pulling your tongue deep inthe asshole. You get a really good taste(I have tried it with my cousin)
My Cousin: Will you suck my nude ass Eidur?
Me: With such a great pleasure!!!
Then my cousin got naked and gave me his hairless ass.
After I ve finished, he said:
That was the best ass sucking.
(This happend really)
Me: With such a great pleasure!!!
Then my cousin got naked and gave me his hairless ass.
After I ve finished, he said:
That was the best ass sucking.
(This happend really)
ass-sucking-batmonkey
Adjective:
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool
Describes someone who sucks up to everyone he/she things is cool
That motherfucking ass-sucking-batmonkey is ass-sucking my grandmother.
ass-suck
Verb:
to ass-suck is to suck up to someone, to praise to another person when praising is not neccessary
to ass-suck is to suck up to someone, to praise to another person when praising is not neccessary
Jim ass-sucks his teacher not for marks but for candybars
Polish Ass-Sucking
When a polish man sucks another polish man's ass, they suck it softly and later fuck it.
I met a polish man and decided to do some Polish Ass-Sucking to him.
ass suck
Someone that sucks someone dick for a higher rank at somehwer
That I__damage__I and lifes a sin are so ass suck to KrazyFaken to get a higher rank!
Your ass sucks buttermilk
"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!