line cook
A kitchen employee in a restaurant, who prepares menu items for customers' consumption. Probably the person banging the hot waitress you tried to flirt with.
"Dude, our waitress is smoking. I'm going to ask her when she's getting off work."
"Don't bother, she's probable banging one of the line cooks."
"Don't bother, she's probable banging one of the line cooks."
Line Cook
The evolutionary gap between man and ape. Able to perform tasks of great simplicity in a primitive state of being.
"I saw a monkey at the zoo today daddy!"
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."
"No sweetie, that was just one of the line cooks at the rainforest cafe."
Line Cook Slurry
When line cooks, or other kitchen employees, are chafing, they often resort to applying corn starch between their legs in the hot, humid kitchen environment to absorb some ball sweat.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Slurry refers to a soup or liquid thickening agent, where corn starch and water are combined and used to thicken.
Chef: Man you have to thicken that soup up a bit, it's real watery.
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
Line Cook: It's so hot in this damn kitchen I have some line cook slurry ready to go!
Line Cook Lean
The Line Cook lean is an easily identifiable lean that someone performs while not moving, often the persons entire body will be leaning forward at rest.
The individual may not even be aware of said leaning.
Normally present in taller chefs or cooks.
Caused by constantly leaning forward over whatever theyre preparing during their long and hard shifts.
The individual may not even be aware of said leaning.
Normally present in taller chefs or cooks.
Caused by constantly leaning forward over whatever theyre preparing during their long and hard shifts.
Hey look at Jon! Bro got that line cook lean so I y’all know he be cookin mean!
Chaos Goblin Line Cook
no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.
think Pete Davidson
think Pete Davidson
"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."
Chaos Goblin Line Cook
The chaotic guy always causing shit
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
and never predictable in the kitchen.
All the girls have screwed him on a
drought because he was low
maintenance sex, in part due to his
chaos. Also, usually the one that
always had the good coke, good
weed, or ample benzos.
Pete Davidson is a total chaos goblin line cook.