ass table
The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
Ass Table
a chair
*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
ass on table
1) Forgetting something extremely important
2) Screwing up
3) Messing up
2) Screwing up
3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..
Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
ass table way back
When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
Table Ass
A woman's backside that is so large that a meal could be served on it.
That 'hoes got a table ass.
End Table Ass
A girl with an Applebottom, or huge ass so big that you can use it to hold up cups and drinks
I put my beer on Donna's End Table Ass while i was hitting it from the back
End Table Ass
an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of
chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM