Lingchi
Lingchi: Death by a thousand cuts. The Slow Death. Traditional Chinese form of torture and execution reserved for the most heinous crimes. Also the process that Google is using on Google + since it left the beta phase. A slow lingering process whereby useful features are sliced off one piece at a time.
When it's my time I want to go quick, like Reader or Orkut. Not like G+, a slow lingering form of lingchi.