Lingerism
The art of taking an idiom or a commonly known expression and inverting or twisting it so that the message is still comprehended, but the words are jumbled or nonsensical.
Lingerisms:
1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.
1. It´s like taking kids from candy.
2. That will sink like a led balloon.
lingerer
One who stays around longer than wanted.
She's a lingerer, it's the block that covers my cock.
lingerer
A type of fart, usually wet, that tends to have a stronger and longer lasting stink to it than a normal fart, and can even seem to "follow" one around.
Sarah came by my department at work today and almost threw up when she smelled the lingerer I had ripped almost 5 minutes before she arrived.
Lingerer
Someone who hangs around where they are not wanted
I cant believe she came to the club with us, she is such a lingerer!
linger
when you have nothing to do and choose to bother someone when they are busy.
*on my computer*
*my little brother comes in and just stands there*
Me- what do you want.
him- nothing, im bored!
Me- DONT LINGER AROUND ME, TRICK.
*my little brother comes in and just stands there*
Me- what do you want.
him- nothing, im bored!
Me- DONT LINGER AROUND ME, TRICK.
Lingerers
Chunks of diarrhea that refuse to go down the toilet bowl after the first flush. Chunks that remain after the 2nd and 3rd flush are then known as Stallion Lingerers.
Toilet user #2: Ahh, shit! Johnny left some Lingerers behind!
Toilet user #1: Actually those are Stallion Lingerers, I flushed 4 times.
Toilet user #1: Actually those are Stallion Lingerers, I flushed 4 times.
Linger
When you fart in one room, but the smell follows you into another.
"Dude! You've got some nasty linger from that fart. You should have waited a bit longer in there."