Asstaurant
A restaurant where the food tastes like ass.
guy with munchies a: - yo I'm hungry,wanna hit the local McD's?
guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.
guy with munchies b: - nah, I'd rather go to any other asstaurant than that place. This way we save some and don't help fund the clown-faced Hitler.
Asstaur
A mix between a donkey and man. Similar to the centaur, except it's a huge ass.
If you were any mythical creature, you'd be an asstaur.