Ass-ter Shock
The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.
Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
Or...
Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock