Assticles

Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one.

Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!"

"What is it Harold" she replied.
"Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped.
"OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!"

Assticles

When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass.

In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles.

Assticle

When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles.

Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together.

Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole!

Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles!

Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!!

Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out...

assticle

Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them.

God, billy is such an assticle to mike.

Assticle

An article published, be it online or in traditional print media, that is so useless that the only fair thing to do with it is to print it out and wipe your ass with it..

Example of use: I am going to the toilet, please hand me Dani Azzi's latest assticle.

俚语	assticle
释义	Assticles Otherwise known as the taint or the chode, assticles typically occur in men of advanced age. After gravity has taken its toll on the scrotum, the advanced stretching begins to affect the anus. Eventually they become one. Harold was in the bathroom the other day battling with some troubling constipation. To his surprise his scrotum lapped delicately at the water. He called to his wife. "Gertrude!" "What is it Harold" she replied. "Get in here and tell me why my balls are in the water" he gasped. "OMG Harold!" she exclaimed. "You have assticles you filthy old fucker!" Assticles When an old man's testicles hang so low that when he sits down, they end up in his ass. In the locker room at the gym, I saw a guy with a bad case of assticles. Assticle When a guys testicles are really close to his asshole rather than his dick, this is called assticles. Basically just the words Ass and Testicle put together. Friend 1: Oh My God!!! Last night I took a huuuuge dump and I looked and I shit all over my ballz because they are so close to my asshole! Friend 2: Ewwww dude thats just nasty I think you have Assticles! Friend 3: OMG!!! EVERYBODY HE HAS ASSTICLES!!!!!!!!! Everybody: OMG GROSSSSSSS... you should get that checked out... assticle Someone who is an ass but worse. Ass being asshole, ticle being a testicle. Calling someone an assticle will daze and confuse them allowing for time to make fun of them. God, billy is such an assticle to mike. Assticle An article published, be it online or in traditional print media, that is so useless that the only fair thing to do with it is to print it out and wipe your ass with it.. Example of use: I am going to the toilet, please hand me Dani Azzi's latest assticle.
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