lip reading
Watching a girl walk towards you in a pair of tight ski pants.
Natasha seemed to be getting a lot of stares in her new ski pants. The boys were not listening to what she said, just lip reading intently.
bad lip reading
The geniuses who take terrible songs and turn them into masterpieces.
I heard Rebecca Black made a parody of Bad Lip Reading's Gang Fight.
bulgarian lip reading
Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!
Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!