liqishit
A type of bathroom emergency similar to diarrhea- however more of a liquid than solid. The most dire excuse to go to the bathroom in any circumstance. A liqishit is all liquid with no chunks. Fucking nasty.
Jake at the party was drunk as fuck. He ate too much seafood and drank too much Miller Lite. Suddenly, a rumbling started happening in his stomach. Jake waddled over to the Porta Potty and knocked frantically. "I GOT LIQISHITS" he screamed. His bro Brag dashed out of the toilet just in time so that his friend didn't ruin his pants.