Liskey Dick

When one gets so wasted he basically cockblocks himself. People get the word Liskey Dick confused with Whiskey dick, meaning they think one can not get an erection because they're so drunk. This might be true with the LD syndrome, but usually the victim with LD will never know because his "in your face" mumbling and erratic behavior scares the female prey away.

Example: John got so drunk Saturday night he Liskey dicked himself.