Asstros
A team in baseball that is prone to cheating. The Asstros are known to use replay cameras to steal pitching signs, stand in the strike zone to get to first, use illegal bats etc. A dubious team with no morals.
Baseball fan 1: Hey did you see the batter last night try to cheat his way on base by literally standing in the strike zone?
Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.
Baseball fan 2: It’s just typical Asstros behavior, I wasn't surprised. At least the ump made the right call about it.
dirty asstro
When you stick an entire bouquet inside of an old mans butthole then rip it out so fast he shits himself.
moth: “That old guys so hot im bouta pull a dirty asstro.”
janiel: “Never contact me again you horrifying piece of human garbage.”
janiel: “Never contact me again you horrifying piece of human garbage.”
asstro boy
A homosexual
hey asstro boy