Literate n00b
One who can read, and type. But usually just types up alot of crap that a n00b would say... only they spell it out correctly.
Hello! Will you be my girlfriend? I'm a really good kisser! Please? *wink wink*
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!
{After being rejected}
Fine, then! You were ugly anyways! I was just trying to be nice, you <insert rediculously long and pointless insult here>!