assumbigga
I someone who always assummes the worst. If something possibly could mean something bad, the assumbigga will think it does for sure. If someone makes a gesture that could be misinterpreted the assumbigga will misinterpret the shit out of it to to mean the worst. An Assumbigga means well but is driven by brain ghosts and bad experiences.
If an assumbigga sees his girlfriend look at her phone, he will immediately think that she's waiting for her secret lover to come pick her up to run away with her to a tropical ilsand and make sweet love for ages but really, the girlfriend is only checking what time it is.