littlefinch
The leader of a renegade bunch of degenerates that hang out in the virtual simulation of their mother's basement, Anime-sub.com. He is the only non-virgin member of the site, and is likeable by just about anyone. Superior in intellect, good looks, and razor-sharp wit, he is able to defeat all of his opponents with minimal effort.
Did you see how littlefinch took out the trash last night? he threw that garbage anon right into the dump!