Little hulton

Little Hulton, also known as LH, is a small shit hole containing a combo of council estates in Salford, Manchester. If you’re looking for a vacation here, I hope you have got your trivago receipt as you may have mistakened it for somewhere else, as LH is not exactly a tourist hotspot. The only tourist attractions here will not attract you but they will probably try to get onto you via snapchat by sending you a picture of them with a joint inbetween their fingers with their EA7 tracksuit on and their hand down their pants asking for a shag, spelt wrong. Walking around will lead to you witnessing bare roadmen stood in groups in random car parks who stink of richmond cigs which they just robbed from premier shop, wearing kings will dream tracksuit, nike air max, a shit £2 chain from shop on precinct and talking about aitch and how they’re going to shank or shag your mum, and spitting bars from grime. Buses which go through LH are the 68, 36, 551, 553 and 38. LH borders with other shitholes: farnworth, bolton, walkden, etc. The best part of little Hulton is the exit, if you are able to exit due to you being dead because of the daily shankings, shootings and robbings.

Little Hulton, also referred to as LH is one of the UK’s worst towns... Mass shootings, stabbings, robberies and gang violence are a daily occurrence. The residents are also referred to as ‘spice heads’ due to the massive increase in the use of the legal high ‘spice’ meaning a huge proportion of the residents have no value to life.