Assunta
Such a sweet girl, a total doll. Probably of an Italian background. Curly brunnette hair and darling chocolate-colored eyes. A bit on the religious side, but you respect her for it. Always stylish and lookinig cute, even when she's out jogging. Athletic and super focused, loves her friends with all her heart (which is HUGE). Is up for anything.
A: Hey did you just see Assunta jog by?
B: Yeah, and she's looking fiiiiine
B: Yeah, and she's looking fiiiiine
Assunta
the best mom in the world
i wish my mom was an assunta
Assunta
An entity, that usually originates from the south of the country, who is uneducated in the semantic field of colloquialisms. This being manifests a curiosity for indigenous words; and often, like a deer in head-lights, is stunned upon hearing modern day lexis.
Person A: Yo bled, you good my g?
Assunta: You don't speak the English my papa taught me, what is this lingo?
Person A: Classic Assunta.
Assunta: You don't speak the English my papa taught me, what is this lingo?
Person A: Classic Assunta.
assunta capuozzo
an italian icon.
on tiktok she usually shares her routine, what she eats and other things.
how she pronounced her name was funny so people made it into a meme.
“ vergognati ! dalla tua, non amica, Assunta Capuozzo💋💋”
on tiktok she usually shares her routine, what she eats and other things.
how she pronounced her name was funny so people made it into a meme.
“ vergognati ! dalla tua, non amica, Assunta Capuozzo💋💋”
x: hey do you know by any chance this woman on tiktok?
x2: OF COURSE I KNOW HER! SHE’S ASSUNTA CAPUOZZO!!!
x2: OF COURSE I KNOW HER! SHE’S ASSUNTA CAPUOZZO!!!
assunta capussy
alter ego of assunta capuozzo, a material gworl who kicked out her daughters cuz she’s tha kween😝 capussy’s her yassified version and a general of the new badussy war😭😔💔
“dalla non amica, assunta caPUSSY”