Ass Wednesday

When your doing a girl doggy style and you put your thumb in her ass giving her the old shocker until you blow your load. When she turns around you bless her with your thumb by putting a shit stained cross on her forehead.

On Ash Wednesday, anal-fuck your partner into oblivion. Just before you let loose your goo, pull out,
spin her around, and let it loose in her eyes. Then, wipe your shit-covered dick across her forehead
in the sign of the cross. The result is an observant beeyotch, blinded by your religious experience.
Bless you my child.

When Valentines Day happens to fall on a Wednesday and you are single and looking. Not to be confused with Ash Wednesday.

Ass Wednesday- a step in ATM where the man marks the sign of the cross on the female’s forehead using the poop on the tip of his dick.

A visible streak of shit on one's forehead. This occurs when you give someone Arabian Goggles (placing your balls in their eye sockets). While performing such a maneuver, you're asshole can contact that persons forehead. If you did a shitty job of wiping your ass, you can leave a skid mark on their forehead. This mark closely resembles the ash that is placed on the foreheads of Catholics on Ash Wednesday. So, hence the name Ass Wednesday!

Similar to Ash Wednesday, where you get a cross wiped on your forehead, Ass Wednesday is where you insert two fingers into your partner's ass, then smear a poop cross on their forehead. Must be performed on Wednesdays.

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.