lizard lounge

The location where one goes to do dirty work. The place to get skinny. Lizards have tails that can fall off. When we are making a deuce, we are growing tails that fall off. Also known as the throne, shitter, outhouse, and the john.

A ladies-man that frequents night spots where drinks are served. May be part of the live music set, but usually the lizard is at the bar chatting up rich women. Most often seen in a suit that was a fashion statement in the 80s.

An indolent, pleasure-seeking elite corporate employee who frequents lounges, nightclubs, conferences, sport stadiums, travel venues, etc. where elite people gather with party enhancing substances. Their corporate tenures often last two years at most with salaries that are often above twenty times the local per capita. Prefer to be employed within the Tech Sector. Their job descriptions are limited to utilizing magnetic whiteboards, touchscreen tablets, and teleconferencing devices around Harkness tables within movable glass wall systems with space enhancements. Their computer skills limited to to analyzing Business Intelligence dashboards and cyberstalking their dating partners. Often accompanied by private security details when frequenting community parks and playfields in their gentrification neighborhoods. Stiletto sandals and microskirt are practically the required uniforms for HR professionals providing serves to these elite corporate employees. Standard background qualifications include being a trust fund kid of a family office or attended an elite university without any financial aid assistance. They buy their coffee beverages from any barista who live in unaffordable studio apartment near regional transit centers. When large number of these elite corporate employees have to relocate, their ineffectual politicians also relocates. Publicly traded corporations have to offer contract buyouts to layoff or terminate these elite corporate employees.

noun: A older than middle age regular bar slut.
adjective: having the qualities or orginating from a lounge lizard

A drunk woman who hangs out in bars is over 30 and has been tanning soo often that she resembles a dehydrated lizard. She has claw like boney hands that are decorated with rings from lovers she could never get to marry her before they discovered she is psyco and her slured drunken speach patterns are cyclical highs and lows to match her mood as she attempts to entice younger men with goods that have since passed their expiration date. Her shirt is usually open showing off an expensive braw that has been hand washed in motel sinks too many times and stretched skin from too many trips to the plastic surgeon.

Her call of the wild phrase can be heard above the din at bar closing time "What don't you like women?"

A playa of the 1920s.

A female who typically stalks bars and clubs for for random hookups.

See Jiggalo