ass-wiping instructions
patronizing and/or obvious instructions
Humble Worker: "I just thought you'd want to know that docID # 1390882 in the database won't convert to PDF."
Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"
Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."
Jackass Supervisor: "Did you tag it as a conversion error?"
Humble Worker: "Um, yeah... I don't need ass-wiping instructions."