load on the road
When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)
Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!
Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road
The action of taking a crap under someone's car tire and running away, hoping that they will run over it the next day.
"Dude, Liah & I did a Drop-a-load & Hit-the-road last night to our other neighbor's car!"
"Wow, did you get caught?"
"No, it was in the dark."
"Wow, did you get caught?"
"No, it was in the dark."
Bust a load and hit the road
A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.
Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that
Bust the load and hit the road
A man getting a woman pregnant and then leaving before the baby is born.
Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
Usually happens in small towns such as Banbury where it is seen as unusual for the father to raise his child as he still needs to get his GCSEs
I like this girl but she wants to marry me
Mate just bust the load and hit the road
Mate just bust the load and hit the road
Drop a load and hit the road
Verb: The action of secreting your shit under one's vehicle tire in hope that they will eventually drive over it while you run away.
"Holy shit man, you're friggen relentless!"
"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."
"I know man, I just had to drop a load and hit the road."
blow your load and hit the road
An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.
Shoot my load and hit the road
When you bust a nut in a meat bag/female and pull the move that my dad did, also know as squirt and skirt.
Dude: What happened with you and Lisa last night
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare
Dude 2: I shoot my load and hit the road
Dude: ok, cool. Wanna play modern warfare