lobcock
a large, sluggish limp penis
I was angry at him, so I referred to him having a lobcock
lobcock
When a female is "going downtown" on a male, you distract her. As she looks away, you slap her in the face with your manhood, while shouting "Lobcock!"
My boyfriend totally gave me a lobcock last night !
Lobcock
An erect clitoris measuring larger than a half inch
Me: Dude, I got with Sarah last night!
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
Friend: Uh...doesn't she have a bulge though? The fuck is that?
Me: No, it's just her lobcock! It's like 2 inches!!
Friend: huh, isn't that the size of your d--
Lobcock
The act of giving dome in a hotel lobby.
Matt is a lobcocker.
Give me lobcock bitch.
Give me lobcock bitch.
lobcock
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to ban lobcockerry .
lobcock
A large flaccid useless appendage with a comb over, a universal descriptive for soft cock career politicians with small hands
Despite the number of of lobcocks in Lubbock, the Lubbock High School has been recognized as one of first schools in the United States to recover from the Texan lobcockerry epidemic .