Lobster Load
When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.
Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!
cum blasted lobster loads
Cr1tikal’s way of jizzing into the females he seduces.
“You hear me ladies? Cum blasted lobster loads.”