Lobstitute
A ho with a whack ass sunburn
That lobstitute needs some SPF because she's red as hell
lobstitute
a lobbyist and prostitute, used esp. when referring to mistresses of prominent politicians, including Assemblyman Mike Duvall's alleged eye-patch underwear mistress and Jill Iseman after her alleged affair with Senator John McCain.
Assemblyman Duvall destroyed his career when he got caught discussing his lobstitute on television.