Lobstronomus
The beauty of "Lobstronomus" is that it can mean whatever you want it to mean.
"oh this is Lobstronomus wine!"
"did you see the X-Factor? it was a bit lobstronomus"
"she's not lovely, She's lobstronomus"
"did you see the X-Factor? it was a bit lobstronomus"
"she's not lovely, She's lobstronomus"