asthmatic
One whom acquires asthma.
She is asthmatic. she has asthma.
asthmatic
Breathtaking
Bradley cooper's body is so asthmatic.
Asthmatic-Hitler
When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.
Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died
David: Sucks man..
Char-asthmatic
Someone who is charming in a nerdy way
"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"
hypocritical asthmatic
an asthmatic person that hangs around smokers.
Jane: that whore! she's such a hypocritical asthmatic. she has asthma, yet she hangs with the smokers. IRONIC.
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
Harry: totally. Oh my gosh. that totally doesnt fly my spaceship!
asthmatic chipmunk
when you are eating a girl out, and you bite off some of her pubic hair then you proceed to make out with her, making her swallow her own pubes.
brittany... i can't run track today yesterday robert gave me an asthmatic chipmunk and now i can hardley breath.
Asthmatic American
I label for people with Asthma meant to give false pride to that particular subgroup.
The blue team picked the Asthmatic American last for the basketball game.