Astin

Thankfully Astin is not my friend. Astin is a crazy psychotic shit head. He tends to enjoy munging. He encourages all of his friends to go munging with him. He aspires to be a doctor but we all know that he wants to be a grave digger. He also enjoys eating food off the ground and claims he has standards. His hair is never the same (therefore he is a shapeshifter) and many consider him as man the devil was too scared of. If he is spotted, shoot on sight. Do not engage, keep a distance otherwise you might contract Sugma or literally any disease under the sun.

An incredibly attractive Armenian girl that is blonde with a great personality. She is also famous for being known as the Ambassador of Glendale and her love for California.

Astin is a cute charming boy who would most likely be your crush but never will be your boyfriend. He would be your absolute good friend, and always will be able to help you work through your problems. He is too much of a sweetheart and nice guy. But don't mess with an Astin, he will get pissed. Astins are usually short, chubby and but cute. He is someone you can copy math homework off of before class, and he will be the shy kid until you become his friend.

one funky fresh girl

A fucking dumbass.Very rude.Has no friends.

Its just a name, its gender neutral and yeah there is another definition for it on here but i wanted to make one just for the female Astins, cause we all be feeling left out. Also our name gets mispronounced a lot even though its so easy.

That incredibly talented hot guy from Pitch Perfect whose voice sounds like an angel's.
He's an American actor and singer known for playing Georg in the musical Spring Awakening, and his roles in the movies Hamlet 2, Taking Woodstock, Cavemen, and 21 & Over.
He's also very cute and makes standards of perfection way too high and impossible to reach by common people.