lodestar
Slang term for a brand of twinkly vibrator favored by Christian farm girls in Indiana.
"Mike, be a good boy and reach in the bedside drawer to get Lodestar for your Mother. but put some lard on it first!"
Lodestar
When you're an atheist who gets anal raped so ridiculously hard from a Catholic priest that it's lifelong traumatic and causes you to hate all Christians.
Catty McGee was anal raped so ridiculously hard that it left her with an irrational hatred towards Christianity and a destroyed rectum. She was lodestar'd.
Tactical Lodestar
The act of shooting loads on your girlfriends face in the dark whilst watching from birds eye view, wearing night vision goggles.
Yes bro, I used the Tactical Lodestar on her, just like black ops II