Logness monster
A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.
Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"
Log Neck Monster
To take a hot log on the neck of an unsuspecting person who is asleep or has just passed out through over consumption of alcohol. Take a picture and leave the Log to set rock hard like a collar around their neck over night. Post on the internet and wait for them to awake in the morning to the horror of the Log Neck Monster.
Ive jut released a Log Neck Monster on Cunny :-)