Loilet
When in a pub or club, most women will habitually return to the same toilet cubicle, perhaps because they know that it is relatively clean. This is the toilet to which one is loyal, hence loilet.
"I'm off for a pee, Tracey. I hope my loilet's free!"
Loilet
im going to the loo! i am going to the toilet! but some how my stupid brain has got the two words mixed up!!!
i am just off to the loilet!