loki

the best person ever. it wasn't fair when he died

a HOT man that you need to love if you dont horrible thing will happen

the main villian in the thor comic series who with out which the sereis will wither and die as it has on many occastions

my cat! also a norse god

Loki, Vamm Goda, The disgrace of the god's, but also Thor's Runi. (Thor's friend.)

Mischeivious, but not malicious, Loki enjoyed playing tricks on the Aesir, and pretty much everyone else, and toying with the sanity of everyone else around him...

Also, the eternally clever Loki was always using those around him for his own means...

Not a homosexual or a cheater or anything. Originally, Norse god of lies and trickery, father of Fenrir and Hel and the great serpent Jormungand. Loki tricked the blind god Hodur into killing Baldur, and later posed as the giantess Thokk to prevent Baldur's return to life. On Ragnorak, Fenrir will swallow the All-Father, but Odin's son Vidar will tear the great wolf to pieces. Thor will smash Jormungand's head in with Mjolnir, his great hammer, but will be poisoned by the dying serpent and will die after walking nine paces. Hel's fate is not known.

a guy who'd literally fuck the female version of himself